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By | August 19, 2015

A peek inside Santa

In the spirit of goodwill to others, even if they are politicians, here are some gift suggestions culled from the catalogues.

For Ted Cruz, the Texas tea partying maverick senator who helped orchestrate the government shutdown for which he hasn yet given us an explanation, we suggest Morsels from Fairytale Brownies. We would perhaps add an ingredient from the 1960s, just to see if he is human.

For John Boehner, the House speaker from Ohio who is now on the tea party naughty list for backing the budget compromise even though he spent the last two years bucking his own establishment Republicans, we suggest Dean and Deluca sweet Stocking Stuffer. Dean and Deluca notes: the nicest stocking stuffer possible for those who deserve a lump or two.

Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, who over the disastrous rollout of the Affordable Care Act, to use one of the nice names for it, might find a clarifying amplifier from Hammacher Schlemmer useful. It is a digital earpiece that amplifies human speech frequencies above background noise so that spoken words are clearly audible. Perhaps the next time peons tell her a computer program is not ready for prime time, she’ll hear.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D Calif., who ran a tight ship when she was speaker, should receive a Christmas tree, a prelit 5 foot (just her size) tree designed like a dressmaker dress form also from Hammacher Schlemmer. Pelosi always looks so well put together you forget the Republicans ignore everything she says.

We think President Obama would enjoy the new Play it Again Polar Bear from Gump in San Francisco. You ask the bear to play a song, any one of 12 Christmas carols, and he does it. Just like Obama tries to mollify whoever he is meeting with at any given moment.

Sen. Mitch McConnell, R Ky., the beleaguered Senate Republican leader, might find under his tree a to call your own. The Land of Nod catalogue notes that this teepee is perfect home away from home while trailblazing the playroom frontier, which of course is Congress. Poor McConnell just keeps bashing Obamacare and he still can win friends and influence people.

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, whose brash style (he hopes) will propel him to the White House in 2016, shoots from the hip so often he should have an Orvis denim long sleeved shooter shirt which michael kors australia will make everyone think of Theodore Roosevelt, and not just because of girth.

Michelle Obama, the near perfect first lady, ordinarily would get a vegetable of the month club subscription. But she probably tired of that, so we are suggesting a Meatsplosion, a Big Box of Deli Meat from Zingerman For only $200 she’ll receive pastrami, corned beef, sausage, liverwurst, applewood smoked bacon, pork spread, and salami. Yum o.

Sen. Marco Rubio, R Fla., who would like to be the first Hispanic president and used to be for immigration before he was against it, really should have an iPhone owner robotic avatar from Hammacher. It reflects an owner facial features and personality traits. can customize its response in your own voice to match your personality such as that! or a sec, bub. His aides might consider the runaway alarm clock from Hammacher. Put on Schumer lectern, it makes a dash when its alarm sounds and can survive a jump from a three foot stand after which it scampers in an erratic path. TV crews would love it.

You have to admit that Hillary Clinton, who has been first lady, senator and secretary of state, has everything. She rich. She smart. Neat clothes. Husband with great hair. Nieman Marcus big gift this year is an ultimate outdoor entertainment system ranging from $1.5 million to $2.6 million. What a perfect way to make a presidential announcement!

Happy holidays, pols. Isn it nice to know we thinking of you?

Ann McFeatters has covered the White House and national politics since 1986.

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